Blvnp Incorporated

We do things a little bit differently here… Every company seems to write their “About Us” page so that it’s short and sounds like they hired some corporate writer to make them seem cool, or profitable, or big, or something equally pathetic and stupid. Hey… We did that too… But, then we realized… WAIT! We are ninjas! What are we doing with this wimpy “About Us” page? So… It’s time for the real story… Blvnp was created by a top secret organization of master ninjas who got bored killing people (now that pirates use machine guns and speedboats it’s just not as much fun). We decided to use our amazing skills for selling books. It seemed perfectly logical at the time. Really… All master ninjas are heavy readers and masters of human psychology. So… Where was I… Oh yeah, we decided, “Hey, let’s sell books instead of kill people!” As you can imagine, this idea did not go over well at first (many blood duels were fought). But as it turned out, several of our members had worked quite extensively in the internet marketing and publishing world with their secret identities. We officially created Blvnp in 2003… BUT… After cutting the heads off of all of our old lawyers and getting new ones, we re-incorporated in 2013. We have created plenty of best-sellers, both fiction and non fiction. We publish both digital ebooks and print books. And recently, we’ve started publishing magazines too! Innovation but sticking to traditions is something ninjas are best at Honestly, we love this. It is so much more fun than killing people in their sleep. Of course killing monsters (especially gorgons) is still pretty fun. Look behind the scenes in some of the team photos, and you will see a bit of gorgon blood. Plus, we all love being with one another. We’re all fun, crazy, and we patch ourselves up whenever someone hits someone else with their sword accidentally. Telling so many secrets at once has me feeling queasy. I have to go practice with my disguises now.