Brain Apes

FOUNDERS & AGENCY OWNERS: LISTEN UP Hey, I’m Jordan, founder of Brain Apes. If you want real traction and more influence—fast—here’s what you need: 1. Magnetic positioning & offers ↳ (so the right clients come to you) 2. Strategic content ↳ (so you stand out in a crowded market) 3. Relentless “offense” ↳ (so you actually get noticed & paid) That’s exactly what we deliver at Brain Apes, minus the endless trial and error. We’ve racked up some serious wins with clients: 🥇 Scaled an org to 200+ employees 🥇 Fundraised $300K+ in pre-seed capital 🥇 Built 37 award-winning brands—in 2024 🥇 Added 1M+ followers to clients—in 2024 🥇 Helped a biz dominate & win 85+ awards 🥇 Managed/monetized 4 to 8-fig audiences 🥇 Drove a franchise to an 8-figure acquisition 🥇 Scaled 20+ coaches to sell 4-5 figure offers 🥇 Scaled multiple retail & service-based businesses to 7–8+ figures and award wins What Our Clients Say: “In total, we added over followers and generated millions of impressions. It also helped us raise funds for Prescribe Life—we’re over halfway through our $500K pre-seed raise. You and your team were awesome!” – Oli J, Co-Founder of Prescribe Health “Thanks to the offer stack you helped me build, I’ve been closing $20K offers. Also, I can’t believe how quickly you grew my LinkedIn: 0 to 8K in just a few months! You seriously delivered.” – XK, Founder & Master Coach “It’s only been seven days and my LinkedIn is exploding: at least 10X reach, more high-quality interactions, and tons more calls booked for my publishing services!” – Ben Gioa, Founder of Leadership Awake LLC We don’t work with everyone. We keep a waitlist and we’re not cheap—but we deliver on our promises (and then some). Ready to see what’s possible for your brand in the next 90 days? Book a free strategy call with me: brainapes.com/strategy I’ll pull back the curtain, give you clarity (no punches pulled), and if we’re a good fit, we’ll craft a game-changing offer for you.