Daniel Abensour

I don't even know why you're on this page, but since you're around—please, take a seat. Why not the extravagant armchair made out of a thousand furbies still functioning in a patchwork of electrical pain? By the way, I had to Google the plural of "Furby", and both Furbys and Furbies seem to be accepted. And I like this lack of decisiveness in the Furby lexicon—because why would it matter in the end? So yes, you're sitting down—I'm handing you a drink. It looks like tea, but it smells a little bit weird. Is it poisoned? I am now holding a screwdriver in your general direction, waving it in menacing gestures. The Furbies are screaming a strange song, you know it's a song, although there's no melody to it. You take a sip of the liquid. It's actually good? And you realize I'm holding a candy cane. What was that all about? You wake up, screaming. What is LinkedIn? Furbies have been discontinued 540 years ago, during the 50th Great Toy War. You prepare for the day, but some words still echo in your head. Daniel Abensour it says. Daniel Abensour.