Funcular Labs, Inc

Rooted in Chicagoland and sourcing elite talent from the US and Eastern Europe, our principals boast 25+ years of deep expertise, powering projects with AI to supercharge productivity and keep small businesses ahead in the tech revolution. We champion the underdogs that big consultancies overlook, focusing on expertise without excess: you pay for deliverables, not overhead. We excel at untangling chaos: rescuing operations bogged down by patchwork setups like Google Sheets, Excel macros, calendars, emails, and cloud drives (where your assistant doubles as IT). We modernize aging line-of-business suites cost-effectively, blending senior American architects with Eastern European dev power for flawless execution that's cost-effective. Most importantly, our perceptive business analysis uncovers opportunities you didn't know software could solve—streamlining workflows, automating integrations, and turning data silos into unified insights. From assessment to optimization, we transform unpredictable schedules and manual drudgery into predictable outcomes, client satisfaction, and business growth. Ready to conquer your tech challenges? Connect at Funcular.ai for a free consultation—let's build something functional. modular. Funcular! Check out some of our open-source innovations, like Funky ORM, our lambda-based micro-ORM for.NET and SQL Server—zero config, lightning-fast queries that outperform EF Core on writes, with built-in safeguards against SQL injection and mass deletes. Or Spittoon, our terse serialization format that's slimmer than JSON, with native support for comments, embedded CSV-style arrays, and schema validation for human-readable configs and logs. Find them on GitHub and NuGet; these tools aren't just code; they're proof of our commitment to SOLID, scalable solutions on the Microsoft ecosystem.