Joebloe

All men lose their hair as they get older - it’s a not so fun fact of life. It’s a long farewell– like when you say goodbye to a colleague but end up awkwardly walking in the same direction avoiding eye contact. For some, this hair loss is hardly noticeable; you could end up 6 feet under with a huge afro. However, for 95% of men, male pattern baldness (Androgenic Alopecia in fancy terms) will be significant and begin in your 20s. Giving you a while to contemplate “why do they call it pattern baldness?” Well, that’s because whilst follicles are fickle they seem to have their shit together when it comes to packing up and shipping out. The world needed a saviour from the tacky, clinical and sometimes straight-up ridiculous hair loss products that should never be seen outside of the infomercial they spawn from. It ain’t the 80s anymore, but it seems like the hair loss industry still thinks it is. No one needs an Australian test cricketer or some schmoe telling them about some crazy expensive replacement therapy. That’s where Joebloe comes in. We cut the shit and fit in with your lifestyle. An above average product for the average person. We get that you don’t want to talk about the issue and you probably don’t want people asking you about it. So we keep it subtle and provide you with a complete package of products that fit into your day.