Oh Hi

We've been burned by Big Dating. Our hearts are app'd out. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge et al are making billions of dollars a quarter (!) by prioritizing revenue generation over genuine connection, creativity, and empathy. AI algorithms perpetuate bias without making matches, you know, good. We're plagued by "enshittification" where the user experience deteriorates by having microtransactions shoved into every engagement. The true purpose of these apps—facilitating meaningful, intimate connections—has been subordinated to KPIs, OKRs, CLV, and CPA over actual human needs. We are not bound by this business model. There are no VCs looking for a 100x return We built this ourselves, on nights and weekends, to make dating in this city more fun for everyone. We wanna have a good time. And we're gonna have a good time!