The Daily Quarterly

You are now informed. Go and do likewise." The Daily Quarterly is a monthly e-zine publishing new content two times a day five days a week. It was founded by Karl “Wrigley” Fields and Cinco “Brian” DiMaio, who grew up in Port “St.” Lucie, Florida, home of Megan Fox and the birthplace of Rock ‘N’ Roll. Raised on television comedy classics such as “Turkey Television,” “The Fall Guy” and “Murder, She Wrote,” their particular brand of satirical humor was spawned. Karl would go on to attend The University of Central Florida majoring in medicine and pre-law before ultimately deciding he could better serve the human race in software development. Brian went to The University of Florida, despite his father’s best efforts, and majored in journalism, determined to follow in the footsteps of Woodward, that guy who worked with Woodward and Lewis Grizzard. After several years of wasting time and bitching about their respective careers, they decided to actually do something productive with the piles and piles of nonsense they had accumulated since junior high school, and stick it where the rest of the planet puts their useless information: the interweb. And for the few of you who found your way onto this site by chance, or couldn’t already tell, be advised: This is ALL SATIRE. Honest. If you have no sense of humor, you are wasting your time here. Did we mention this is a SATIRICAL SITE? Good.