Alex Sauceda

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About Alex Sauceda

Yadda yadda, I need a job, and you need an/a: employee, writer, columnist, journalist, content creator (I don't TikTok, but I will if needed, fyi,) right-hand-arm-man, general idea person, etcetera. Please don't judge me on this summary alone. I know it's mid but I think it'll serve okay as that one pithy and (hopefully) memorable summary that magics across your screen. Obviously, this person has some talent, you're now thinking, having me step into my brain the way I am currently doing, but the lack of formality and straight up no bleeps given to the sanctity of linkedin summaries, also means this man is a motherbleeping psycho, and should be treated as such. Hmm, wait, we are looking for that (insert creative and fun and high paying position here,) and his doods irreverant voice can serve our corporation quite well. This is where you stop reading and send me an email or slide into my dm's, old school. All business, never personal. yeahh, hire me, i'll doo anything. Eh-knee-ting, and I do mean anything. Whatever you need, I will do it, for money. I will do whatever you need of me, if you pay me and give me health insurance. How 'bout that.