Asher Garber

Background

About Asher Garber

Freelance editor and copywriter in corporate global comms with an independent business streak. Known for an eagle-eye, I am the team associate given proofreading assignments. Mine is a skills set that includes spreadsheet maintenance and development, data capture and transparency, as well as copy editing and writing. Quick to learn especially via repeated action, I currently conduct prospect research on a third-party basis, as well as various proofreading assignments. I am primarily a writer, and can bore you with my various unpublished work over the years. I have recently finished a 430-page creative nonfiction narrative, so we can talk about that in the future, if desired.(Also, if you know an agent. It's a funny tearjerker and a sure fire hit!) Right here I'll bore you with my early job history including a 1 yr stint in the Creative Artists Agency mailroom in Beverly Hills; a 1.5 yrs stint with the Research Institute of America in Manhattan; and almost 2 whole yrs desk jockeying for Grey Advertising back again in West LA. More exciting, though, are my two independent ventures. From I ran the highly influential downtown Austin rock club, Room 710, which was an original member of the Red River Entertainment District. Room 710 hosted up to 30 bands a week playing all forms of rock. With an occupational limit of 250, our annual sales rang upwards of Including day managing duties, I handled all copywriting for ads, P.R, and social media. These days, I am the sole proprietor of Banana Republicards, LLC, a novelty playing card company, for which I handle all sales, shipping, and advertising. In addition to creating the product, I conducted all the necessary research. I've done such a good job that Google has equated my product with Q-Anon t-shirts and banned my ad campaigns on the small left wing blog sites I had targeted. But seeing as how they're making a shitton of money running commentary under Israel-Hamas war footage, the Googs no longer sees my product as a harbinger of societal doom, and I'm back on the platform. So catch me while you can.