Mark Webb

Background

About Mark Webb

I am passionate about digital transformation and evolution - that which is necessary to improve things, make things better, make things right, or make things just - but not change for the sake of change. My values are SRA's values - Honesty and Service - with a bunch of Country. I champion transformation, quality, value, disruption and disorganization - just ask anyone who's seen my desk. Thanks to OPM, Yahoo, Equifax, and about 30 others, my identity has been compromised continuously. Apparently, accountability is only a word for speeches. Social Security is going broke, so like most Americans the cornerstone of my retirement plan is now the lottery, which means I'll have to work until I'm 95 or dead, whichever comes last. I want a casket with windows, an LCD touchscreen in the lid, and Bluetooth just in case it's still a standard for connecting from 6 feet away. You can take my identity but not my Netflix, Prime, or Red Zone Channel, and, according to the CDC, I no longer need to wear a mask in public, so you can't have my JWST mask either.