Thomas Kelly

Background

About Thomas Kelly

I officially have two diplomas for Bachelor's in Data Science, and in Applied Statistics. But that did not stop me from accepting my remarkably unglamorous job pushing grocery carts! I started in September 2021, when so many people resigned all sorts of jobs. If you want to hire me, you will have to make me a MUCH better offer. I like my employer, and hardly anyone else seems to be volunteering for this basic work. I would accept positions similar to data analyst or data scientist in a good number of locations (suggest some to me to learn more, as my "reject" list would be rather tedious). Personally, I would love to increase growth, improve efficiency, or even help steer the United States away from its current self-inflicted death spiral. I used to favor getting a role in the sports industry, but I realize that in these dire times, my efforts will likely be needed elsewhere. In the meantime, I would be more than happy to supply a great number of details about myself to prospective employers. See my résumé for what I thought might be most important to know. Anyone who remains interested can contact me for further information.